My Daughter and Jumbo Franks?

Well she was at the vanguard of a new eating technique that is 34% more efficient at maintainng bodily nutrients. She was going into the bathroom to ensure that she had privacy (which you violated) to insert the hot dog into her which would be absorbed by the colon and then defecated out of her mouth. Doctors recommend this new method and it will surely replace eating via the mouth in the next few years.